About Me
I am a firm believer that breakfast is suitable for every meal, and that cereal can and should be eaten whenever possible. I drink skim milk, which disturbs many of my friends. I cut the ends off of hot dogs, pickles, and bananas before I eat them (and get your mind out to the gutter!).
I decided I don't want to be a RN anymore either so now I'm majoring in Education which I am so excited about. I am a dog person, but I own three cats. I like clam chowder but I hate seafood. I believe that Oregon is the best state in the Union, and I am Blue State Proud!
Coffee, Kix, and candy necklaces are gifts from heaven. And 8:10 classes, Bio, and work are the spawns of Satan. I plan my Thursday nights around "The Office" (I love Dwight, and Michael, and Jim, and Kevin, and well, just the entire cast), and I can be found procrastinating every night when I'm watching "South Park."
I think the teachings Trey Parker and Matt Stone should be made into a religion. And that music will save your soul. I hate my alarm clock, but not as much as I hate my mom's boyfriend. I distrust anyone who says they love to workout, and I think that the treadmill is just a modified hamster wheel. Pepsi can kick Coca-Cola's ass any day of the week.
I believe in playing my music too loudly, laughing at inappropriate times and generally letting people know what a geek I am. I believe that life is about the journey and who you make it with instead of the destination. I love to read because it’s the best thing you can do with your eyes and that children’s books have better storylines, characters, and morals than any “serious” book I’ve ever read.
Despite the fact I’m a girl, I hate Jane Austen books with a passion, I’d rather go to an action movie than a chick flick any day, and I think bodily functions jokes are hilarious and I always will. I find humor in ironic events and I think that I laugh too loud but I’m not going to change. I am a champion BS-er but a terrible liar, I take being called a “smartass” as a compliment and I think I may be a little bit of a wuss.
Johnny Depp, Tom Hanks, Cary Grant, James Stewart, and Jim Carrey are the greatest actors of our time. The thought of nails on a chalk board, upcoming deadlines, and Katherine Hepburn's voice make me cringe. If you want to know anything more about me, which is unlikely since I've just told you, just leave me a message!
Favorite Music
AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains, Alice Cooper, Bad Company, The Beatles, Black Sabbath, Blind Faith, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley and The Wailers, Bob Seger and The Silver Bullet Band, Boston, Bright Eyes, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Doors, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Foreigner, George Thoroughgood and The Destroyers, Gillian Welch, Green Day, The Hush Sound, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix Experience, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Judas Priest, The Killers, The Kinks, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Matthew Ryan, Metallica, Neil Young, Nirvana, Oasis, Ozzy Osbourne, Party Ben, Pink Floyd, Queen, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, The Scorpions, Sia, Smashing Pumpkins, Son House, Steve Miller Band, Thin Lizzy, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, U2, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, The Who, Wolfmother, and ZZ Top